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bootye:

when you’re listening to a fall out boy song for like the hundredth time and you finally realize what he’s saying

I still just babble my way through Disloyal Order of Water Buffaloes.

P-p-painted doors in the highway,

Truck stop stalls,

Eelatlesuuuuustentodennnimahcloze

(via exo-bana)

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moovecloser:

“I signed a nudity clause way back when, so I knew at some point it’s going to happen. I’m fine with nudity actually.” 

I’M FINE WITH YOUR NUDITY TOO, KIT.

moovecloser:

“I signed a nudity clause way back when, so I knew at some point it’s going to happen. I’m fine with nudity actually.” 

I’M FINE WITH YOUR NUDITY TOO, KIT.

(via miss-mutant)

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I CRY EVERY TIME HE DIES OMG. Kiriyama was my baby.

(Source: andomasanobu, via paulmccharmlyspenis)

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He’s so beautiful, I almost wept right then and there.

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Gethsemane (I Only Want to Say)
Ben Forster
Jesus Christ Superstar OST (2012)

THIS. I love this. I love this musical. I love this song. I always have. I never thought anyone could ever match Ted Neeley’s rendition, but Ben Forster proved me wrong. The emotion is just so raw and beautiful and UGH. This is amazing. Love love love love LOVE. Seriously can’t wait for May.

(Source: vicivefallen)

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Your Tumblr Dashboard Sings

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confusedtree:

shang-eleven:

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utopia-shangrila:

confusedtree:

In French, you don’t say “hello”, you say “bonjour”. I love that. That’s a totally different word. French people are fucking idiots.

Of course it’s a different word, it’s a different language AND a different culture. What would you expect? American people are fucking morons.

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HAHAHAHA

KNOW YOUR ENEMY, FUCKTRUCK

You being American or Canadian doesn’t change the fact that you are being an asshole.

Oh neat is this happening again

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jeffrubinjeffrubin:

When I was in Florida last week I saw a car shaped like a banana. This is every picture I could get of it. 

LOOOOL the licence plate.

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