bootye: when you’re listening to a fall out boy song for like the hundredth time and you finally realize what he’s saying I still just babble my way through Disloyal Order of Water Buffaloes. P-p-painted doors in the highway, Truck stop stalls, Eelatlesuuuuustentodennnimahcloze
Cosmo Sex Tip #69: Blackface
He’s so beautiful, I almost wept right then and there.
confusedtree: shang-eleven: confusedtree: utopia-shangrila: confusedtree: In French, you don’t say “hello”, you say “bonjour”. I love that. That’s a totally different word. French people are fucking idiots. Of course it’s a different word, it’s a different language AND a different culture. What would you expect? American people are fucking morons. SURPRISE HAHAHAHA KNOW YOUR...
[[MORE]]It was a relationship built on illegitimate co-dependence. We both needed someone to fulfil our own selfish agendas. I needed the inflated sense of self-worth that comes with finding that significant other. I longed for the satisfaction of knowing that a complete stranger had entered my life, and deemed me worthy of their adoration. I needed to hear that I was perfect the way I was – that...
curtatious: They’re called “eyebrows” cuz my eyes be browsin yo fine ass USING THIS.
Because if you pay close attention to Beyonce (and if you are hating on her you...– Senam SistaTV Amegashie, Beyonce Wins at Life and Your Hating Ass Wins The Seats — ALL OF THEM. SAT DOWN. - xojane (via basedandbiased) That’s all well and good, but let’s not forget the abomination that was Cater 2 U. I mean, come on. I love Beyonce but that song was just...
Plot twist: People stopped structuring their jokes in this asinine fashion.
goldmanisadesigner: If you listen to Nicki Minaj...
theonsdick asked: omfg people do NOT know that is an episode of louie i once saw this huge fucking never ending tumblr thread under THE VIDEO saying like "that woman is insane, everything she's saying is so forced and scripted" no shit sherlock because it is literally scripted i was dying
A BOYFRIEND suppose too make yo panties WET not ur eyes! & A GIRLFRIEND is...– Oscar Wilde (1852–1900)
confusedtree: It’s going to take a few days for me to run a mental inventory of everything I’ve ever passed through my ears but at this point I can confidently say that the Glee version of Gangnam Style is very very high up on the list of the absolute worst things I’ve ever listened to in 23 and a half years of being alive
bellona and her lovers: stigs-journey:... →
stigs-journey: andrew-hussie-noticed-you-and: kikaijima: omg you guys wanna do a fun trick ok first hook your fingers in this position then for 30 seconds PULL AS HARD AS YOU CAN WITH BOTH HANDS but make sure your fingers stay interlocked! do not move your hands’ positions or else it won’t work. after the 30 seconds are up stop pulling and unhook your fingers BUT DO NOT STRAIGHTEN THEM....
Michelle: Your victory speech, President Obama.
Barack: Someday, when I'm more emotionally stable, I want to read the concession speech you wrote for me.
Michelle: I never wrote it.
confusedtree: I know everyone’s finding the anticipation about the election results pretty intense but let’s also not forget that we were promised 20 more chapters of Trapped In The Closet this month because you should be pretty overwhelmed by the advent of those as well
October 25, 2012
suck-it-nerds: The day the Parks and Rec fandom had a fartattack.
This GIF is used all the time, but right now, it...
Lul, half of the people on the Parks and Rec tag are freaking out over this episode’s big surprise. While the other half are freaking out about the episode being spoiled for them. It’s 2012, people. You should know by now that the internet is full of spoilers.
theonsdick: i cant take ahs seriously this season not because of the aliens but because of the bad boston accents dear god YES. I’m sorry Evan Peters, but all the ass shots in the world can’t make up for that accent.
You are insisting that the University of Texas at Austin denied your application...– Evette Dionne, “An Open Letter To Abigail Fisher,” Clutch Magazine 10/11/12 (via thebadcgijoshening)
Random thoughts about today:
I got a surprisingly good mark for a paper I literally wrote the night before it was due. I wonder how well I would’ve done had I properly planned it out. I bumped into an old friend from uni today. Back in the day, I was an avid Apple nay-sayer, and he was a mindless Steve Jobs zombie. Before every lecture, he’d drone on and on about how Apple was far superior to everything else on...
locustbrain2000: His palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti there’s vomit on spaghetti already mom’s spaghetti He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti to drop bombs but he keeps on spaghetti I honestly don’t know why I love this so much, but I do.