- Michelle: Your victory speech, President Obama.
- Barack: Someday, when I'm more emotionally stable, I want to read the concession speech you wrote for me.
- Michelle: I never wrote it.
Lul, half of the people on the Parks and Rec tag are freaking out over this episode’s big surprise.
While the other half are freaking out about the episode being spoiled for them.
It’s 2012, people. You should know by now that the internet is full of spoilers.